Lol I’m getting whipped… Ouch. (Taken with GifBoom)
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Tuesday May 15th
Year 5012
Teacher: class, today I'll teach you an old African chant made thousands of years ago, ready?
Class: yes ma'am!
Teacher: TO THE WINDOWS! TO THE WALLS! TILL SWEAT DRIP DOWN THE FLOOR! MAKE ALL THEM LADIES CRAWL! OHHHHH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET OHHHH SKEET SKEET GOSH DAMN!
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Monday May 14th
My grandpa.
Omg I’m listening to him talk to my mommy. First of all, my grandpa had to go through so much surgery. It’s been almost unbearable. So we’re scared If he’ll make it the next day. So now my grandpa wants my grandma to be mad at him because the thing is, even a few hours without him she would rush just to get home and see him. He wants her to be mad, so when he leaves us… She won’t be as devastated. I know how sad it is but I find it really heartwarming. Shows hope that there is such thing as love that lasts till “death do its part”
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Monday May 14th
Anonymous said: I miss you..
oh, hi anon. lol I miss you too, been a long time since I’ve been here hhaah
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Friday May 11th
Nothing hurts more than being compared with other people by your OWN parents.
Not even physical pain.
Anonymous said: Yo bro! wut was your last girl like?
What was she like? She was amazing. Hahah but idk what happened. She just dropped me. I guess that just goes to show I’m not even worth it.
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Saturday May 5th
